Things I Worry About that No One Else in my Family Worries About

4 Jan
  1. How many people are reading this blog
  2. How many followers I have on twitter
  3. How can I win at Facebook
  4. Why do I care about those things
  5. Will I ever publish a book and if so will anyone read it
  6. Would Jon Stewart like me if I ever met him / how can I become him / is there a way to suck his brain out of his body and take it for my own and does it come with his show / is that weird
  7. Is this a poem. Is that a poem.
  8. If my back cracks when I sneeze do I have back cancer
  9. Do dogs think I’m cool

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