Dear Celebrities Are Not Just Like Us

20 Dec

Must be weird to be married to a famous person.

“Yeah yeah while you take pictures of my wife’s cooch as she tries to gracefully get out of a car wearing thousands of dollars of free shit, I’ll be at the bar . . . HI TOM CRUISE !

. . . Someone my wife pays says that I’m not allowed to watch your movies anymore because you got owned by that chick from Dawson’s Creek with the weird smile.”

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