Dear Jesus

26 Jun

Jesus has super moist, feminine, kissable lips. (Bitable? That sounds sort of like Bible. Have we been reading it wrong lo these hundreds of years?)

This is a real postcard that arrived in my sister’s mailbox, unsolicited.

And He’s a fan of Justin Timberlake. (He’s also sort of behind the times– 2006– but not nearly as much as one would think. 

Who knew? Do you think Ann Coulter knew? I mean, Justin himself certainly seems to think he’s the second coming.



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