Dear Plumbers Everywhere

2 Dec

Dear Plumbers Everywhere,

How is it that you, unlike everybody else, don’t feel cold air on your exposed ass crack, thereby alerting you to its aforementioned exposure?

I think we need a research study, stat.

Also, please PULL UP YOUR DAMN PANTS.

(Do they teach you how to do this in plumber school?  “Today we will be covering barebutts and how to most effectively use them…if you prefer to wear pants that actually fit, this maybe not be the right vocation for you….rule 15.1 of the handbook provides guidelines on inches exposed between pantsline and t-shirt…”)

Christmas gift idea: a belt!  It’s usually made of leather, and it goes around your waist…sigh.  Never mind.

MM

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