Dear Airport Toilet Stalls

29 Nov

Dear Airport Toilet Stalls,

How hard is it to figure out that when you’re trying to cram luggage into a tiny little stall along with your body— a stall which must close if you don’t want to get arrested for indecent exposure– THAT THE DOOR SHOULD SWING OUTWARD not inward?

Is that too much to ask?  It is?  Oh.  Ok.  All right, then.  Never mind.

Hey, look!  Airport procedures: you’ve successfully demoralized me into accepting any humiliating and inconvenient process without protestation.  When do the random executions start?  What about the return of feudal overlords?  I’d like to grow potatoes, not turnips, please.

IT IS SO HARD TO TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES WHILE STANDING AND HOLDING ONTO LUGGAGE WITHOUT ANYTHING TO HOLD ONTO FOR BALANCE.  And that’s okay.  I deal with it.  I don’t complain.

But in exchange, I really just want to be able to close the door when I pee.

Cheers,

MM

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