Dear Neighbor Who Always Leaves His Laundry In the Machine

22 Nov

Dear Neighbor Who Always Leaves His Laundry in the Machine

for SOOOOOO long that I have no choice but to take it out— usually using two fingers and holding it as far away from me as possible— this is just a note to say that I hate you.

You clearly don’t understand the rules of human decency and behavior, and you should be forced to wash your clothes in your tiny bathroom sink for the rest of all time as punishment.  Someone will be coming by to make sure you aren’t using that spacious bathtub.

Also who in their right mind living any kind of normal life needs that many jockstraps.  How can you possibly wear so many jockstraps that they regularly make up HALF of your load of laundry.

You don’t deserve question marks.  I save question marks for people I like and also for questions I actually want to know the answers to.

May your turkey be stuffed with jockstraps in retribution and because clearly that’s what you like and everyone, no matter how much they suck and should have to eat their own jockstraps, should get what they like on holidays,



3 Responses to “Dear Neighbor Who Always Leaves His Laundry In the Machine”

  1. Gina 22 November 2010 at 9:31 am #

    There should be a washing machine specifically for jock-straps. And jock-straps ONLY.

  2. Margaret Michelle 22 November 2010 at 9:50 am #


  3. sara jaye 22 November 2010 at 8:54 pm #

    why? why? why? i mean do you really WANT your neighbors touching your jock straps? (and if so, that really only makes it worse.)

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