Dear People Who Post Their Workout Stats on Facebook

17 Oct

Dear People Who Post Their Workout Stats on Facebook,

What the hell.  Why would you possibly think anyone cares.

Unless they were plotting your physical fitness in order to gauge how they would do against you in a fight, Jason Bourne-style.  In which case, still a bad idea to make such information public.  Have you people learned nothing?  Keep your mileage times to yourself.

If you’re slow, you don’t want the wolves to know.  If you’re fast, all the better– they’ll underestimate you.  Since we live in an urban forest and all.

Ay.

MM

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