Dear Soccer Dude Who Broke My Shin

4 Oct

Dear Soccer Dude Who Broke My Shin,

I hope my shin broke your foot.

And also (through some refraction/reflection; I’m not a scientist) I hope it broke your pretty-boy face.

MM

PS— No one needs long, flowing bangs.  This isn’t Woodstock and you’re not swinging your locks to the sweet tunes of Janis Joplin. Get a haircut.

PPS— I would post a picture of a nasty bruise but I iced my shin afterwards and there isn’t one! Not a visible one! It’s lurking beneath the surface hurting every time I kick my furniture! (About twice a day, thankyouverymuch.)  I ask you, what is the point in getting hurt playing sports if you don’t have nasty battle wounds to show for it.  WHAT IS THE POINT.

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2 Responses to “Dear Soccer Dude Who Broke My Shin”

  1. elizabethjmiller 5 October 2010 at 6:17 pm #

    Love the idea of this blog! Came upon it last night and you had me laughing out loud! 🙂

  2. skhor 6 October 2010 at 7:14 pm #

    i hope your shin is ready for one week from now.

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