Dear Water Buffalo

3 Oct

Dear Water Buffalo,

I like you because you’re funny looking.

A water buffalo bull contemplates charging my friend. No, srsly.

Aaaaaaaaaand I’m pretty sure you swallowed Frank Sinatra and those are his blue blue eyes staring at us.

And that is a traaaaagic haircut you’ve got going.  First of all, your roots need touching up.  Second, it’s not 1995 and you’re not JTT, so I recommend going shorter, and maybe trying a side part.

Oh, don’t look at me like that!  You know I do it because I love you!



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