Dear Congress

29 Mar

Dear Congress,

WHOREHOUSE. I hope you at least all get tested regularly.

Seriously, does this even need to be said? Apparently it does, so let me have the honor:

QUIT GROPING YOUR STAFFERS. DO NOT SLEEP WITH THEM. DO NOT MAKE SEXUALLY EXPLICIT COMMENTS TO THEM.

If you need to hear this again, set up a buddy system. This would be: when you feel tempted, call a friend and have them remind you to behave yourself in a LEGAL way and maintain respectful BOUNDARIES. Have them remind you of the CONSEQUENCES for your behavior. Ask them to remind you how to be a DECENT human being.

You’ll notice I don’t care whether you are male or female. Or if the staffer is male or female.

Seriously. I know you all have mahogany desks and dark oak paneling, that does not mean your offices are actually bordellos.

Are we clear now?

MM

PS– Female staffers, I know you have put up with sexual harassment for YEARS and there is a double standard and….I wonder how many congresspeople we would have left if everyone who has felt uncomfortable came forward?  Anyone want to take the over/under on that?

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