Dear People with Weak Handshakes

9 Nov

Dear People with Weak Handshakes,

Ew.  This isn’t a cafeteria, and your hand is not jello.  Also, you are not the pope and I am not going to kiss your ring.  Keep it parallel to mine and perpendicular to the ground.

Thanks.  That would be great.

MM

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